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Barbie Doll
Delicious Barbie Perfect Mouth Feisty, Unstoppable, Impatient Broke Nails What to do? Woe is Me! ...
by: karen dunnPosted: 06/28/2003 @ 5:18am
Dimes
You took away my dimes, cause' i commmited crimes of disrespect and attitude, yelling, screming, b...
by: floetic_ravenPosted: 06/26/2003 @ 11:14pm
Mary Lou
Here is a story of a Mary Lou Who lives in a cottage in Kalamazoo She has hippos’ for thighs, so big Th...
by: powerfulpoetPosted: 06/26/2003 @ 6:57am
The Highway
I was walking down this highway, When these cars came right by me. I looked I fell in the sea, It was...
by: darkdragon22Posted: 06/26/2003 @ 6:47am
Folly Flunder
Fly Folly Flunder over valley of stone To meet Mary ...
by: wmeagletigerPosted: 06/23/2003 @ 7:07am
Total Jerk
you pissed me off u made me mad u mad me cry u mad at me sad u lied to u u made me hurt u made me ...
by: dreamrbaby623Posted: 06/15/2003 @ 6:02pm
A Shark's Greatest Wish
My greatest wish would be... To always have food surrounding me, And for once, have friends who tr...
by: tinkaPosted: 06/14/2003 @ 5:32am
A Roach's Greatest Wish
Don't you do it, don't you dare. Don't push me around like you don't care. Don&...
by: tinkaPosted: 06/14/2003 @ 5:31am
Kim
My friend is named Kim Shes light as a limb She weighs 75 pounds When she goes swimming She nearly dro...
by: hollowandalonePosted: 06/09/2003 @ 5:59am
The Next Time You Fart
There's one thing in life, I consider true art. That's to cock up my leg, and let a nice fart. ...
by: skinsfan38Posted: 06/08/2003 @ 6:13am
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