I have a chicken,
Who lives in the kitchen.
It has rather big ears,
To hear all of its peers.

I have a goat,
That lives in a boat.
He looks to the stars,
And dreams about Mars.

I have an alpaca,
Who lives in the back-a.
It makes a loud help.
When it wants to eat kelp.

I have a mouse,
That owns his own house.
It never eats cheese,
'Cause cheese make him sneeze.

I have too much time,
To make up this rhyme.
But most of its true,
Just out of the blue.
 
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