What is this feeling, it's boredom you know
Sitting around with noplace to go.
So many things I could do for fun
But why do that, I can get NOTHING done.
Such is with boredom, laziness alike
Too lazy to walk or go for a hike.
But truth to tell I really don't care
I think I'll go chew on my underwear.
Such is so it's lot's of fun being random
It gives you something to do, but it's dumb.
Don't think I dislike being random, not at all
My amusement comes with it, oh man it's a ball.
Look at this now, I'm helping indeed
I'm shaping your boredom so follow my lead.
Just sit there and think at least one random thought
(Heehee) I'm making you bored, don't say that I'm not.
I'm making myself bored, but hey what the heck
I'd be bored anyway, woohoo I got my paycheck!!
I ain't goin nowhere, noplace, notime
I'll just sit here and think about things that aren't fine.
I'm just talking right now to hear my own voice
If I make you bored as well that isn't MY choice.
Don't ell me to stop, cuz hey look at me
Who's writing this piece, definitely not thee.
I'm running out of dumb things to say
But I'm bored and won't stop, I'll go on anyway.
I'm glad I could assist you in making you bored
I think it's time to go, oh lord!!!
Now that we're both bored my job is done
Until next time goodbye everyone
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