An interesting word
Not and expression of awe.
The claimed word and famed word,
The fun word "psahw!!"

So many uses,
"I'm a sheep, 'caw caw'"
"Huh, what was that?
O well, pshaw!!"

"How was the movie?
What was it you saw?"
"I went and I watched-"
"Shuttup, pshaw!!"

"Where do I turn to,
I'm in trouble with the law?"
"Well don't let 'em catch you."
"Yeah right, pshaw."

Peeing on lemons,
Lemons so small.
"Pshaw" I say to that
As I do say to all.

A word this simple
Short, sweet, and fast.
"Pshaw" to this "Pshaw" to that.
That's what you say last.

Now that I've informed you
Of this wonderful phrase, ha haw.
What do you not like my poem?!?
PSHAW!!
 
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