The moon was shining that dreary night
So I decided the best thing to do was fly a kite.
When I unwound the string what a horror I found
And out of my mouth came the most awful of sounds.
They were the loudest belches know to man
For it was a can of soda I held in my hand.
All of a sudden there was a rumble in my belly
Out of my mouth came vomit and jelly.
Shining in the thick of my vomit I noticed
My shiny gold watch that I wore on my wrist.
Thinking back to last night
I should have made sure it was on more tight.
To my dismay I noticed the hands we not moving
Which was my cue to turn on the tunes and get grooving.
 
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