How many worms can you fit in a can?
Some say this question cannot be answered by man.
But my friend I'm here to tell you,
I thought about how many while taking a poo.
The number is quite staggering
You must stop reading if you have a quesy stomach
For the secret is to first chew them up
next you mash some potatoes
And get some hookers to suck on your toes.
We gotta leave dem bitches and call in da hoes
Watch the worms squirm like a pig
and enjoy them where Michaelangleo placed the fig
You may think by this writing that I'm mentally ill
but baby you gotta chill!
 
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