Now, lets see what i can get you today Madam.
A nice cold drink of your mothers blood?
Your fathers leg to nibble on?
Or would you like the special?
Your body on a silver platter...

None of those?
Well, i don't have anything else i'm afraid.
Only your sisters eyeball stew,
And your brothers tongue sandwich
All of which is lovely, i can assure you.

We only would give you the best.
Since you are a customer Madam.
But i'm afraid in Hotel Hell, your wish isn't what you get.
Why not ask the manager, Hades, for a better menu Madam?
His always got something red hot for everyone.

Leaving so soon Madam?
That is a pity you know.
Do you need directions to your room?
Just follow your tormentor for today,
They'll show you the scenic route back.

Shhh, don't cry Madam.
You'll only make them more happy.
You see, my dear little girl.
Customer satisfaction is number two...
Your torture in Hotel Hell is number one.
 
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