I couldn't remember the night before
What did I do?
Did I finish what I had to do?
Looking around and seeing nothing

Hear a voice ring
from under the bed
Found out it's down the stairs
It's the hangover booming in my head

Glance at the other side of the bed
Seeing a lump of pillows next to me
I raise the blanket to find
A midget in all leather!

What the heck did I do last night?
What in the world is that?
I hope it's not what it looks like
So I ask the midget a joke

What in the world has two legs
And wears all leather
And has sex with tall tall people?

She answered with a blur
The answer was..."it is I!!"
the answer I've been dreading the most
Has come my reality

Oh please, I yelp
please please have this a dream

I wake up in a blur
shrieking out loud
a big hand comes over my face
and says "shh my dear
Last night was great..thank you"

Turned out...
I'd rather have the midget...
 
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