My uncle was over,
We had just eaten beans.
I was soon to learn,
What "Fart Jeans" means.
His nickname, Fart Jeans,
was no cute joke...
He farted when he ate,
Or even drinking coke!
He could rip a monster,
And unleash a beast.
Once you heard a "phfffffft"..
The horrid scent was released.
You might run,
You could hide...
I heard one time, Aunt Mill tried to...
But by the end of the night, she died.
He'd accused it of me,
Since it was "silent"..
I guess that's what they mean,
Silent but violent...
 
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