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A Heavy Rap
07/29/2004 @ 4:56pm
By:
ravenbaxter

I can run faster than any gazelle
last time i had a race i left him
on the inside corner of the indy 500
i can outswim any darn fidh
gave a dolphin a 30 minute start
and can still beat him cross the sea
i mean im so bad i gave a falcon
a half mile lead
and beat him to the top
of the mountain
i roared so loud the lion hung
his head
in shame and his wife came to ask me to please leave that part of the jungle
as her husband's feelings
were so hurt by my together thing
i had a jumping contest with a kangaroo and juped clear outa australia and
passed the astronauts
on their way back down
i can rap so hard Rap Brown hates to be in the same town as me
and im only 11 this year
 
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