fuck,
just found out i'm a schmuck,
yesterday i got hit by a semi truck,
within seconds i was struck,
like gettin hit by a buck,
license plate said "chuck",
stood up flipped him off and shouted "YOU SUCK!"
looked down and realised i was stuck,
not sure in what was some type of muck,
got out and my jeans were in a ruck,
looked up as someone yelled "DUCK!"
bit too late and my face hit the puck,
fell back into a pile of cow pies and shuck,
looks like i now need a face tuck,
boy howdy, i got shit luck.
 
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