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Cookies
10/03/2004 @ 2:59am
By:
iverson897

My cookies are the shit/
call me the cookie master/
cause im the only person to make you eat the cookies faster/
malanos or chips ahoy/
when i eat them they make me scream ooooy/
im the real master of the cookies/
all you others are just wanna be's and rookies/
come and try to mess with me/
ill take out my cookie and hit you till you cant see/
now you got no sight/
you are out-numbered/
and yet you still wanna fight/
i guess i gotta use my final cookie/
his name is Crookie/
one hit to the head/
now i got you real mad/
booooooooooom/
ohhh you bitch you made my cookie sad/
it cracked in half/
how dare you laugh/
where the fuck are my back up cookie staff/
ohh shit there it is/
there they come
now you screaming dont hurt me please/
boom bam slam/
finished/
say goodbye to the cookie man/



 
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