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How To Be Rude
12/14/2004 @ 12:14am
By:
dlmg05

Burp at the table,
Gargle your peas,
never say "thank you","your welcome"
or "please",

Talk back to your mother,
don't do as your told,
stick out your tongue,If you get scold.

Drive every one crazy,
I really don't care,
act like a jerk
any-time, any-where.

So now i urge you,
Little boy's and girl's
be vulgar and crude,
I like it when children are
boorish and rude !
 
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