In a kingdom far out on the sea there lived a drunken clown.
His only true real task in life was to please his royal crown.
The king would never laugh or speak when this jester hadn't drunk.
As a matter of fact as humor joes this jester really stunk.
All he did was tease the queen and through things at the maids.
He would sit up high and shoot ballons at all the king's parades.
The jester was quite an ugly soul until he had a beer.
Sometimes the jester'd drunk so much his actions were quite queer.
He would try to hump all of the knights and even woo the king.
One time he even robbed the queen and took her daimond ring.
It started out funny but then got sad as the drunken clown raved on.
All of the knights and royalties just wanted the jester gone.
the king and queen devised a plan to kill this wicked clown.
They quickly posted flyers and things on every wall in town.
They had declared that there would be a contest for all gold.
Being the stupid man he was the jesters thoughts were sold.
he devoted his everyday to trying to be fun.
He thought if he had won the gold he could buy everyone.
He'd make them all his slaves and servants to he could live in peace.
So he just worked right on his act till he finished a masterpiece.
The day the contest came the jester was drunken off his feet.
But the king had planned the whole thing out. The jester couldn't be
beat.
The jester juggled and flipped and laughed. it was really quite a sight.
And when the jester won his prize it gave him quite a fright.
For when he won he got his prize it was all a real and fair deal.
But when the jester won the prize he was crushed when he started to kneel.
His famous prize had fallen on him. It was all the gold in town.
Everybody was glad and happy then to kill the wicked clown.
Never again will he tease the folks and spread his drunken wrath.
But he'll be back. Just wait and see. It will be quite a bloodbath.

 
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