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I moved an Look what happened!
08/20/2005 @ 9:55pm
By:
thabitch99

My parents say I’m moving
Oh my gosh, oh dear
Now I know ill never get to be student of the year.
I waited for a while just to say good-bye to you
I thought you were my boyfriend but now we are so through.

Your taste in girls was funny you liked sluts, hoes, and men.
But when you called me honey I thought it was pretend.
I’m not a slut, I’m not a hoe, I’m not a man, oh gosh, oh no!!
What are you going to do when I am gone; I do not care, good-bye, so long!!

I’m glad I left that crappy place, were everyone’s all up your face.
Thank god I have some clean, fresh air.
Or else I woulda choked I swear!
I sent you a letter for you to write back,
But you’re to busy smoking crack!
Smoke you’re way until you die,
Until that day comes, so long, good-bye!

I got another boy friend; I’m not alone no more.
I totally forgot you and your skanky girl friend whore!
At least I got a life now, and I called 911 for you.
Hopefully they take you and check your brain,
Because there’s something wrong with you.

The night gets dark and heavy,
And I’m home all alone,
The phone rings and there’s a weird voice on the telephone!
I guess you got my letter and turned into a crazy killer dude..
Cause I cant find any other reason you called my house at 1am all nude.

There is a knock at my front door,
I’m goanna check it to make sure.
Maybe it’s the Delivery guy.
Oh no its just you standing there all red eyed.
You look like a killer bull and I’m the little crazy fool,
I run away with horror screams, you follow me with lazar beams.

I call the police
But the phone don’t work
You ripped the cord out you crazy, killer, jerk!
You come at me with a metal pole
I slip and fall and hit the wall
My nose is bloody my shoes are screwed
And you’re looking at me mean and crude.
I try to run,
Something got me though,
It’s grasping me and it wont let go.

I turn around and just see you,
You act like you don’t know what to do.
I tell you to leave me alone,
you let me go and just go home!
 
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