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Saw a baby in a cot
With it’s thumb in it’s gob
Dreaming of the Russian mob

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Looking at a tiny tot
With it’s dummy and it’s rattle
When he’s older he’ll herd cattle

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Saw a kid who ate a snot
Is it crusty? Is it runny?
I don’t know but it’s very funny!

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Caught a teen smoking pot
Is it naughty? Is it bad?
Is he going to make his momma mad?

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Looking at an adult plot
Is it robbery? Is it war?
Oh no who’s at the door?!

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Caught an old man getting taught
How to rob a rich mans house
Sneak around quiet as a mouse




 
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