Mad does one say?

Excuse me ma'am,
did you just grab my bum?
Pardon me?!
I dear say not, fine lad,
ne'er would a beggar bum appease me so!
Apaulling in fact does your nether lands seem.
Ehem! and one to talk my lumberjack giant!
appalling indeed can one seem as an ogre,
your a mean one Mrs. Grinch.

Good match!
Indeed I say.
Till we meet again peasant.
Oh, and may that be a miserable day, slime!
Good Day.
Fair well!

Excuse me monkey is that banana
a delicious treat?
Shall I share a secret!
I dare not.
Yet....
These treats are not to be hidden!
This taco my friend is everything,
and more than you could ever want!
An e'er shall it please!
Rill ones blood flows longer not?
Indeed my furry friend,
beyond a doubt!
Love at first sight monkey I say
Eat! Eat!! EAT!!
Until gone forever more
hunger never ever set upon again.
such grace between shell
ahh such a beauty.
Fair well.
 
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