I'm a nude dude
with an attitude.
I'm a smart tart
with an open heart.

I sleep without clothes on,
I laugh when called a 'moron'.
I've been called a dirty whore
because I pee and don't close the door.

I'm a rude dude
with an attitude.

So shoot my foot
I for-goot
the last line.
Poo.
 
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