SlayRidE

Santa better not come around my house
He'll become the ghost of christmas past
Cuz if he steps foot on my roof
I shoot his jolly ass
Then I'll drag his reindeer one by one
And turn their hide into colorful glue
I'll kill rudolph last cuz he's an outkast
And make my christmas stew
Santa just too heavy to carry
So i made a nuce of silk
You fat bastard I said
Lay off the cookies and milk
It took me two long hours to hoist him in the air
I hung him from my flag pole
But my parents didnt seem to care
Then I went to the north pole
And had bubba rape miss clause
Molested every crevise
Explination "Just because"
As for all the little elves
They couterfit my money now
Yep if only I could do this
I'd ruin christmas someway some how
 
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