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Shit Varieties
06/01/2003 @ 5:58am
By:
bleedthefreak67

Eat the shit or just smell it
Make a shit statue and sell it
Freeze some shit in your freezer
Melt some shit on your heater
Lots and lots of things to do
With one mushy chunk of human
poo
Clay figurines, facial masks
You can do it all with shit
For days and days it lasts
You could even eat it, too
Or blend it up, a shake of doo
Doggy shit, human shit
Kitty shit, horsey shit
Eat the shit, love the shit
Its all shit -
Shit is a hit!
 
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