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Rinse Lather Repeat
11/14/2003 @ 3:07am
By:
funsize

Rinse Lather Repeat
Rinse Lather Repeat
How Much longer must I attempt this feat?

It doesn’t say to stop
Therefore I never do
How long to the plan to torture me
With this torment they call shampoo

People tell me It’s okay to stop
I tell them that they’re wrong
They’ll see later on
When their hair’s all gone

My fingers are pruned and wrinkled
And my hot water heater’s dead
But I know it’s for a good cause
To keep my hair on my head

Soon I realized a terrible thing
That I was all out of shampoo
Although I had no fear
And knew what I had to do

I went to CVS
I bought some more shampoo
I got back in the shower
And opened the bottle of goo

Rinse Lather Repeat
Rinse Lather Repeat
How much longer
Must I attempt this feat?

I have nothing better to do
And I have not a care
But wait a second, I felt my head
And realized I had no hair
 
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