When company calls, it just always seems.
The wife will be cooking, a big pot of beans.
Of all things to make, during a family bash.
She had to cook something , that gives me bad gas.
Those beans were so good, I had four bowls.
Now I wished I did'nt wear, boxers with holes.
After dinner was over, we sat with in-laws and aunts.
And then it hit me, oh no it just can't.
With my belly grumbling, I went straight for the door.
But I stopped in my tracks, as it grumbled some more.
When I squeezed off, I knew I was in trouble.
Because all that you heard, was a wet one that bubbled.
As I was being chewed out , by my wife and her mother.
I just closed my eyes, and let go of another.
When I opened my eyes, there were no in-laws or aunts.
Just my wife with a skillet, screaming go change your pants.

 
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