Ricky's Affection Correction
Ricky can't get IT up!
Impotent as a day old pup.
Considered to be so insufficient.
Knowingly defi... |
| Humor Poems | Posted: 07/10/2006 @ 8:42am |
Ricky Tacky Wacky
Ricky an unnatural act tryin' to perform!
Is not the norm.
Cannot conform.
Knack for a public storm.
Y... |
| Humor Poems | Posted: 07/04/2006 @ 1:44pm |
Plans of Adan Garcia
Nothing was going to stop
Adan Garcia's plans to become a cop!
With that infectious broad smile
That se... |
| Introspection Poems | Posted: 06/13/2006 @ 3:24pm |
Grandma and the National Guard
Yet another dangerous grandma headed to the border.
Seems her Medicare prescription plan is also in such ... |
| Political Poems | Posted: 05/16/2006 @ 11:59am |
Cow Chips in W's Punch Bowl
They're cow chips in W's punch bowl!
They float and roll!
Thin and thick -
Some the size of a brick!
S... |
| Political Poems | Posted: 03/20/2006 @ 12:32pm |
Error'n Go Ricky
Kinky Friedman in a Dallas St. Patrick's Parade.
In fear is Ricky as he starts to fade!
Nervous Ricky is... |
| Political Poems | Posted: 03/18/2006 @ 10:12pm |
Teenage Nocturnal Admissions
Boy adolescent many thought psychotic?
Extremely neurotic?
Devilishly idiotic?
Really just quixotic?
O... |
| Humor Poems | Posted: 03/11/2006 @ 11:14am |
Frequent Alternative Responsive Therapy
My flatulence chronic
Had me seeking the proper tonic.
It was sooo demonic.
I seemed to be hypersonic!
... |
| Political Poems | Posted: 03/10/2006 @ 4:33pm |
Someone to Watch Over You and Me
Am I being secretly monitored by the NSA?
Must they really know what I have to say?
With each telemarket... |
| Political Poems | Posted: 03/07/2006 @ 6:40pm |
Eyes of Fern Holland
She of the Greta Garbo mystic eyes.
Just what did they disguise?
Few in recent history,
Had eyes of suc... |
| War Poems | Posted: 11/18/2005 @ 6:20pm |
