Yard Sale
I didn't sell any of my stuff at my yard sale.
The way that people acted made me madder than Hell.
Almos... |
| Anger Poems | Posted: 05/11/2009 @ 10:57pm |
Life is short
Life is short and it should be appreciated.
Each day we have should be celebrated.
Life is short because... |
| Other Poems | Posted: 11/07/2007 @ 6:23pm |
You weren't delivered by a stork!
When you told that story at the age of five, it was cute.
But telling it at twenty-four isn't astute.
St... |
| Humor Poems | Posted: 11/05/2007 @ 7:06pm |
Serving beer to minors
A lady served beer at her son's 16th birthday party and now she's in jail.
Because of this mistake she ma... |
| Other Poems | Posted: 11/02/2007 @ 11:40am |
Halloween
Last year there was a kid who was really mean.
He vandalized my house on Halloween.
He used toilet paper... |
| Humor Poems | Posted: 11/02/2007 @ 11:39am |
I just pulled the plug
I just pulled the plug and it hurts like hell.
I'm in so much pain that my eyes are starting to well.
I ... |
| Love Poems | Posted: 10/27/2007 @ 6:46pm |
May 28, 1990
Something bad happened in 1990 on the 28th of May.
It turned out not to be such a great Memorial day.
I ... |
| Other Poems | Posted: 10/27/2007 @ 6:46pm |
Please feed my daughter
It's been a long time since we've had food and water.
I don't care about myself but please feed my daught... |
| Other Poems | Posted: 10/24/2007 @ 10:51pm |
Full house
It's very frustrating because fifteen people live in my house.
Six of them are my relatives and the rest ... |
| Humor Poems | Posted: 10/24/2007 @ 10:51pm |
Womanhood
You call yourself a freak because you grew big breasts.
You sit in your room and cry because you're depre... |
| Other Poems | Posted: 10/21/2007 @ 8:26pm |
