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Yard Sale
I didn't sell any of my stuff at my yard sale. The way that people acted made me madder than Hell. Almos...
Anger PoemsPosted: 05/11/2009 @ 10:57pm
Life is short
Life is short and it should be appreciated. Each day we have should be celebrated. Life is short because...
Other PoemsPosted: 11/07/2007 @ 6:23pm
You weren't delivered by a stork!
When you told that story at the age of five, it was cute. But telling it at twenty-four isn't astute. St...
Humor PoemsPosted: 11/05/2007 @ 7:06pm
Serving beer to minors
A lady served beer at her son's 16th birthday party and now she's in jail. Because of this mistake she ma...
Other PoemsPosted: 11/02/2007 @ 11:40am
Last year there was a kid who was really mean. He vandalized my house on Halloween. He used toilet paper...
Humor PoemsPosted: 11/02/2007 @ 11:39am
I just pulled the plug
I just pulled the plug and it hurts like hell. I'm in so much pain that my eyes are starting to well. I ...
Love PoemsPosted: 10/27/2007 @ 6:46pm
May 28, 1990
Something bad happened in 1990 on the 28th of May. It turned out not to be such a great Memorial day. I ...
Other PoemsPosted: 10/27/2007 @ 6:46pm
Please feed my daughter
It's been a long time since we've had food and water. I don't care about myself but please feed my daught...
Other PoemsPosted: 10/24/2007 @ 10:51pm
Full house
It's very frustrating because fifteen people live in my house. Six of them are my relatives and the rest ...
Humor PoemsPosted: 10/24/2007 @ 10:51pm
You call yourself a freak because you grew big breasts. You sit in your room and cry because you're depre...
Other PoemsPosted: 10/21/2007 @ 8:26pm
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