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Full house
It's very frustrating because fifteen people live in my house. Six of them are my relatives and the rest ...
by: randyjohnsonPosted: 10/24/2007 @ 10:51pm
Deer hunting
When my friend and I went deer hunting, I accidentally shot a doe. If you're wondering if I got away with...
by: randyjohnsonPosted: 10/21/2007 @ 8:25pm
Jesus Was A Hippy
Jesus was a hippy It's really very true And if you don't believe it Then shame shame shame on you. Y...
by: xemo_starsxxPosted: 06/02/2007 @ 11:55pm
naughty poems collection : Version 2
Sex Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The g...
by: lucasandroPosted: 05/16/2007 @ 8:13pm
Polka Dots
Polka Dots One here, And one there, They're invading space, They're everywhere. Some gr...
by: deflatedxballoonPosted: 05/16/2007 @ 7:08pm
Castration Should Be Mandatory
A curtsy from a lady Means nothing if her hair is set. And a peck on the cheek Means nothing if it wasn...
by: sassy_smirkPosted: 05/15/2007 @ 9:45pm
Lickin' It
Placing it on her tongue. Offal taste stung! Salty taste. Totally disgraced! Accelerated breathing. G...
by: markhPosted: 05/14/2007 @ 10:26pm
Distorted Reflection
Glance into my distorted reflection sew on my face and bleed my lips abstract this infection Enchant ...
by: rodeocowgurl343Posted: 05/13/2007 @ 4:22pm
the Bukowski joke.
You look at me like a new purse. You like to have me hang around. Though, I do admit, I like hangi...
by: timimarshallPosted: 05/02/2007 @ 4:36pm
The Art Student & The Glass Shelf
Do you see it all through the blood and dirt, past the purposely-put paint splatter upon your shirt? I ...
by: finniePosted: 04/15/2007 @ 11:39pm
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