Day My Wife Saw A Mouse
I guess it was on Tuesday
and I just walked in the house.
The wife ran up a screaming,
that she just ... |
| by: skinsfan38 | Posted: 04/21/2004 @ 9:13pm |
Pineapples Are Taking Over The World!
The pineapples are taking over the world!
Pineapples you say?
Of course they are all supreme,
And mak... |
| by: cloudgirl87 | Posted: 04/21/2004 @ 9:13pm |
I AM TOASTER
I AM TOASTER
I am toaster
I cook therefore they eat.
Do not belittle me in front of the oven… You WIL... |
| by: lastpoetstanding | Posted: 04/08/2004 @ 5:42pm |
YOUNG TEXAS BUCK AND LADY LUCK
YOUNG TEXAS BUCK
DOWN ON HIS LUCK.
HIS JOB HE WOULD LIKE TO CHUCK.
PROFESSIONALLY STUCK!
WORKS FOR A S... |
| by: markh | Posted: 04/06/2004 @ 2:24pm |
31 Flavors
Creamy smooth,
Soft and fluffy.
Thirty-one flavors,
Sure to be yummy.
Whipped cream sprinkles,
A c... |
| by: aquafina | Posted: 03/30/2004 @ 5:36am |
Bored Again
Once upon a time I wrote a poem called "Boredom". It got a lot of favorable response and some no... |
| by: eeyorethaloser | Posted: 03/25/2004 @ 11:38am |
Beans 2
I was going to title this "Melodius Expulsion"
Ten toes were facing up, then ten toes were fa... |
| by: skinsfan38 | Posted: 03/24/2004 @ 6:55pm |
Redneck Sent To Space
The Earth has secret heroes, the files are hid some place
This tale will be no different, we sent a redn... |
| by: skinsfan38 | Posted: 03/18/2004 @ 6:25pm |
Feeding Time
At feeding time in his highchair,your baby
prepares for war.
This little fiesty baby,was more than you... |
| by: skinsfan38 | Posted: 03/18/2004 @ 11:21am |
Family Camping
I'm glad today is Monday, but I still fell like a dip
I talked the wife and kids, into a weekend ca... |
| by: skinsfan38 | Posted: 03/14/2004 @ 12:54pm |
