When Time Died
Their once was a boy named ted,
who had a clock for a head.
He laid in bed, and often said,
"It... |
| by: smalltownpunk | Posted: 05/07/2004 @ 4:49pm |
What do you do with a Jacob?
What do you do when he paints himself blue?
His head is shaven bald and he likes it too!
When he is resc... |
| by: kamama | Posted: 05/06/2004 @ 10:51am |
Family Reunion
When the family gets together,
It makes for an interesting day.
If there's other people around,
Th... |
| by: skinsfan38 | Posted: 05/05/2004 @ 3:55am |
Troublesome nasal drip
I just laid down in my bed
And was resting from a trip.
My nose started running,
From a case of nasal d... |
| by: skinsfan38 | Posted: 05/04/2004 @ 3:11am |
Chocolate
Brown and black
with filling inside
tastes so good
i can not hide
sweet and soft
with every bite
a... |
| by: backfiredpepsi | Posted: 05/04/2004 @ 1:31am |
HAIR NOR THERE
AGAIN THE WIRY HAIR IS THERE!
IN THE MIRROR HE DOES STARE.
MIDDLE-AGED UNSIGHTLY CARE.
NO LONGER SO RAR... |
| by: markh | Posted: 04/29/2004 @ 11:09am |
Plumbers Crack
What is with those plumbers
And their problem from the back?
Every time those guys show up,
They have t... |
| by: skinsfan38 | Posted: 04/29/2004 @ 4:02am |
Big Booger Day
Today
out of all days
You tell me I have something on my face
I'm having a bad day
Thanks
This m... |
| by: j1e1s0s4i8c7a | Posted: 04/28/2004 @ 3:38pm |
She Will Never Be Me
She will never be me
I have left and she is now there
So afraid to lose you she tries to clone my hair... |
| by: bluedragon20 | Posted: 04/25/2004 @ 3:12pm |
When In Doubt
When in doubt,
Shout about,
Bang your hands
On pots and pans,
This world demands
Travel to distant l... |
| by: jumping | Posted: 04/21/2004 @ 9:19pm |
