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ask me about my obsession
they are so yummy with the cheese and sour cream fried potatoes cut into cubes how well they mesh i lo...
by: darkcooties16Posted: 01/17/2005 @ 8:41am
Im Hungry
Im hungry I need food I haven't eaten all day My stomach is growling I'm starting to fade away I ...
by: goldfish_18Posted: 01/16/2005 @ 12:57am
Morning After
He sees her in the morning light And looks at her with delight Remembrances of the night before If only...
by: cay13as99Posted: 01/04/2005 @ 6:39pm
Conversation Peace (with an ET)
Hello... Hi... Are you there? I'm here... good. Hello lil' doggy! you look so cute. a dog with 4 ey...
by: cosacosmicaPosted: 12/15/2004 @ 6:44pm
How To Be Rude
Burp at the table, Gargle your peas, never say "thank you","your welcome" or "please", Talk back to ...
by: dlmg05Posted: 12/14/2004 @ 12:14am
Candy
-Licking swirly lollypops, Chewing colorful Gummydrops. -Cotton Candy in the air, Getting fat...do I da...
by: shortychic52492Posted: 11/16/2004 @ 10:08pm
Kisses
Thought of a kiss can be thought of in so many ways How much tounge can you get Or how much will I kiss...
by: italianangel07Posted: 11/16/2004 @ 8:48pm
Good Ole Dr Pepper!
*this has absolutely NO MEANING lol..* As the fizzing taste goes down my throat I drink this dr. pep...
by: italianangel07Posted: 11/16/2004 @ 8:40pm
Lucky Charms
I started by picking them out, one by one I had the whole box in front of me along with two bowels as I...
by: darkcooties16Posted: 11/11/2004 @ 6:43pm
Oh Brick
Oh quadratic shapely brick, Sometimes you make me feel so sick, I can’t believe that you could stick, S...
by: xxspiderpandaxxPosted: 11/08/2004 @ 3:38pm
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