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The Son Also Raises
Oh, for a brother? Or, a sister or any other? Perhaps twins he'd rather? Triplets to 'futher&...
by: markhPosted: 11/01/2005 @ 11:01pm
Highschool Tails
It’s amazing the rules Our elders try to enforce. The color of our pants Or the type of our shorts. ...
by: waterdog9Posted: 09/26/2005 @ 11:03pm
Meeting His Mother
I ring the bell at ten to nine Check my mirror, I’m looking fine I brought a pie, I hope they serve it ...
by: sassy_smirkPosted: 09/14/2005 @ 2:43pm
I moved an Look what happened!
My parents say I’m moving Oh my gosh, oh dear Now I know ill never get to be student of the year. I wa...
by: thabitch99Posted: 08/20/2005 @ 9:55pm
Traped in the closet
The summer air takes me away while I'm trapt in a closet, that's tall,dark,and gray. I'm getting cluste...
by: thabitch99Posted: 08/14/2005 @ 10:50pm
Mean Girls
Your hair looks like a bush I hope you got that shirt at half price Can’t you walk properly? Atleast tr...
by: sassy_smirkPosted: 08/10/2005 @ 12:18pm
Steroid Age Mutant Baseball Players
All for the power of that little ball. Their own bodies they did maul! No longer popping a baseball fly....
by: markhPosted: 08/09/2005 @ 3:00pm
This Camp Sucks
Mommy, this camp sucks I have no friends at all They won’t let me write you They won’t even let me call...
by: sassy_smirkPosted: 08/09/2005 @ 2:33pm
Uncle Lemon's Revenge
Most of the county had not a clue With Uncle Lemon, just what to do? This rascal most notorious Over th...
by: markhPosted: 07/21/2005 @ 9:51pm
Morning Atrocity
Touch me under a moonlit night, Caress me softly in the warm sunlight, Stroke my hair at our favorite la...
by: charmainePosted: 07/12/2005 @ 3:42am
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