who is the real shady
Hey what's up?
Is the sky?
Because is mine.
Hey my friend
Intel the end,
But guess who is ... |
| by: flava_sava18 | Posted: 05/16/2006 @ 9:55pm |
A Grand Occasion
Mad does one say?
Excuse me ma'am,
did you just grab my bum?
Pardon me?!
I dear say not, fine l... |
| by: noochwick | Posted: 03/24/2006 @ 4:28pm |
Teenage Nocturnal Admissions
Boy adolescent many thought psychotic?
Extremely neurotic?
Devilishly idiotic?
Really just quixotic?
O... |
| by: markh | Posted: 03/11/2006 @ 11:14am |
The smallest
I am the smallest of thirty or so
But I am stronger than the oldest, Moe.
People overlook the runt of th... |
| by: goldie_locks2010 | Posted: 02/10/2006 @ 1:25pm |
The Redneck Truck
A redneck truck came into town,
It was full of bumper stickers.
It ran over Bobbo the clown,
As it's he... |
| by: bebu | Posted: 12/16/2005 @ 10:09pm |
Monday
I wrote this a while back for a dear friend who works as an executive secretary at a large medical assuran... |
| by: swaptide | Posted: 12/16/2005 @ 10:47am |
Guess What Time It Is...
Kleenex, tissues and lots of puffs
Whatever you call them, you need a lot
Ben & Jerry, your two best fri... |
| by: sassy_smirk | Posted: 12/12/2005 @ 9:12pm |
An Ode to the Girls of Westchester
The girls of Westchester are most obscene
Their hair and clothes and lips pristine
They make gossip fo... |
| by: mytragedy22 | Posted: 12/11/2005 @ 3:59am |
The Lines
He thinks of all the lines
Hoping one will work
He feels surrounded by beautiful women
He’s slowly lear... |
| by: ghost_kitten | Posted: 12/09/2005 @ 3:49pm |
Boogle Boogle Bumble Squat
Boogle boogle bumble squat
Saw a baby in a cot
With it’s thumb in it’s gob
Dreaming of the Russian mob
... |
| by: lilholli | Posted: 11/26/2005 @ 11:01am |
