There's one thing in life, I consider true art. That's to cock up
my leg, and let a nice fart.

If you listen to your gas, you always can tell. By the sounds that they
make, how much they will smell.

But this stories about a day, that did'nt go so great. And I still
think, it's from something I ate.

Those all you can eat buffets, leave something to be desired. And if you eat
to much, they can cause a misfire.

I built one up that, felt like it would be long. But I put on the brakes,
when something felt wrong.

I knew then and there, from the feeling that hit. I did'nt have gas, I
had to go shit.

As I ran to the toilet, I got a bad feeling in back. And at that very
moment, my pincher relaxed.

It fell through my boxers, and right down my leg. That sucker felt like a
hard boiled egg.

Without looking back, I went straight for the door. Then I promised myself,
I'd eat here no more.

So listen to me, and take this to heart. Make sure you know what your doing,
the next time you fart.


 
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