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Don't Mess With Texas
03/03/2004 @ 12:35pm
By:
skinsfan38

Well, we had a loaded trailer and were blowing by the exits
We had a load of weiners and were heading down to Texas

They were all a waiting so we had to get them through
Cause tommorrow was the big day The cowboy barbecue

So we had the hammer down and were crusin like a mother
But catching up behind was dirty Danny and his brother

When these two boys were hungry they were hard to beat
And they would stop at nothing to get our load of meat

We fought them every mile and our trucks were just a banging
But, no matter what we tried to do they just keep a hangin

When we made it down to Houston they were waiting on our load
There was a bunch of tee'd off cowboys armed with rifles on the road

When we got through the road block the bullets flew like mad
The brothers turned around because they knew that they were had

When all was said and done I thought which one could be meaner
Dirty Danny and his brother or those Texans wanting weiners

 
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