The Earth has secret heroes, the files are hid some place
This tale will be no different, we sent a redneck into space

Somehow aliens got the President, they wanted to keep him as a pet
The aliens said they'd hurt him, if we sent up a threat

So the Generals got together, they needed a plan real fast
But if they sent up soldiers, they'd be taken out with blasts

Soon one of them spoke up, he said men with your permission
My cousin knows a redneck , he'd be perfect for this mission

So the army went to Kentucky, and they found him in the highlands
He was working on his pick-up, making hudcaps out of pie pans

They put him in a spaceship, offering him a gun and tracker
But he refused them both, he just took his hound dog and tobaccer

The aliens said while laughing, this the best that Earth can do?
This redneck is no threat, and they let him come right through

Well the aliens were wrong, the redneck took the whole ship over
He used the tactics of the hills, with the help of his dog Rover

The President said now what, think you can drive the ship?
The redneck said I reckon, and then stuffed his mouth with dip

Back home the aliens were arrested, they had confusion on their face
They could'nt believe they were defeated, by a redneck sent to space
 
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