What is with those plumbers
And their problem from the back?
Every time those guys show up,
They have to show their crack.

My wife was doing dishes.
I was working in the shed.
I stopped what I was doing,
When a scream rang in my head.

So here I come a running.
So much water soaked the floor.
I hydroplaned across the carpet,
And stopped at our front door.

I checked the house for leaks
And I found a busted pipe.
Then I called myself a plumber,
When the wife began to gripe.

The plumber finally got here.
At first everything was fine.
But little did we know,
He’d soon be showing his behind.

I went to check his progress,
After drying all the floors.
As I got into the kitchen,
I saw his butt was out his drawers.

Now let me tell you brother,
I think nothing can compare.
To that plumbers nasty bottom,
All covered up in hair.

Then this guy cuts the cheese
And I sickened from the linger.
As if that weren’t enough,
He scratched it with his finger.

Well I had about enough of him
I said “ Leave and don’t come back.”
So you all watch out for leaky pipes
And those guys with plumbers crack.










 
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