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HAIR NOR THERE
04/29/2004 @ 11:09am
By:
markh

AGAIN THE WIRY HAIR IS THERE!
IN THE MIRROR HE DOES STARE.
MIDDLE-AGED UNSIGHTLY CARE.
NO LONGER SO RARE.
TO HIS DESPAIR!
AT HIS EAR HE DOES GLARE!
DOES HE DARE,
AGAIN PLUCK IT BARE?
DOES HE ONLY ERR?
HAS HE A PRAYER?
TO YOUNGER MEN DOES HE COMPARE?
HOW UNFAIR!
DO THE YOUNG LADIES BLARE?
IS HE A HAIRY BEAR?
WILL HE ONLY HAVE ROMANTIC SOLITAIRE?
WILL THIS HIGH-TECH MILLIONAIRE HAVE AN HEIR?
THIS DOES ENSNARE!
AGAIN AT HIS EAR HE DOES TEAR!
HE PLUCKS A COMPUTER CHIP WITH A SCARE!
HE IS NOT HUMAN, BUT ONLY ROBOTIC WARE!

FOR ALL MIDDLE-AGED MEN WITH FILAMENTOUS CHALLENGED AURICLES.

 
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