I just laid down in my bed
And was resting from a trip.
My nose started running,
From a case of nasal drip.

So I got up for tissues,
But, none could be found.
I could’ve woke the family,
With my bad sniffling sound.

Now listen when I tell you,
‘Cause it just isn't very funny.
You really shouldn’t sneeze,
When your nose is runny.

I first sneezed in the hall.
But, I caught it in my hand.
Next was in the living room,
Right beneath the ceiling fan.

Well that was just great.
Snot and bugers on the floor.
Just then I sneezed again
And covered it some more.

So now I had a big mess.
The wife sure would be hot.
If she walked in here barefoot,
Right through all of that snot.

So first I cleaned the floor,
Then put cotton in my nose.
You know that really works,
When your nostrils get the flows.

So I finally went back to bed.
That cotton sure was my savior.
I just hope the wife don’t find out,
About last night and my behavior.






 
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