Okay, I wrote this poem in like 5 minutes. It was to my mom because I came
home late and I was hungry and she wouldn't make me a sandwich, so I
thought this would persuade her. It's a bit elementry but enjoy.

I wish I had a sailboat
That sailed along the sea
I wish I had a friend
Someone who's just like me
I wish I had a mansion
With a pool, a library, a maid
I wish I had a pretty face
I wish I didn't have to shave my legs
I wish I lived in Cali
I wish I had a tan
I wish I had something to drive
Besides dad's 6,000 year old van
I wish I had a website
I'd call it amandaisawesome.com
But to be honest,
All I want more than anything right now
Is just a fucking sandwich, mom!
You should be happy I'm not asking
For a freaken golden toilet
(Although you really should consider, I really would enjoy it)
And when you go to make my sandwich
Please...
Hold the mayonaise
It really makes me sick
I'll be throwing up for days
And as for everything else
Mustard...
Maybe turkey, chicken or salami
So hop right up and make that sandwich
Please?
Oh, won't you mommy?

**i never got my sandwich, and i got grounded for using curse words lol**
 
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