No! I don’t want to answer the phone!
The last call was a stupid bitch
Now all I want to do is get stoned!
I make minimum wage it’s not like I’m going to get rich.
This morning I burned myself on a pan
This afternoon I slipped on pizza sauce
Last night I was hit on by a creepy old man
But you don’t care because you’re a prick for a boss
Half your employees don’t know the meaning of ‘hard work’
But when I get my work done all I want is a snack
You’re boss yells at me because you took the same class on how to be a jerk
When he screams he says go and fix that rack
You don’t have to scream yuh know, Hey! That was my ear!!!
You’re employees aren’t just slow but they’re dumb!
I just want to go home and drink that case of beer
Fuck it, I think I might pop open that bottle of rum.
Get back here, I’m not through!
You yell because we take cigarette breaks?!
You’re the boss and you don’t do half the work we do!
I cleaned up YOUR mess for Christ’s sake!
You play favorites with the wrong ones
Your assistant manager sat on her fat ass
Just a little longer and she might be done.
She’s 15 minutes over her break time, where does she get the brass?
The other girls are nasty, skanky white trash
They wear daisy dukes covered in cow print!
No, you should sleep with them, if you want to get a penis rash
But first get some sunglasses with really good tint.
So as I was saying, I hate this place
I’m working here to pay my bills
If I see you on the street, FYI, I carry mace
The mere thought of you gives me chills
You’re a nasty bag of smelly slime
Excuse me, Boss, I do have a prob,
Maybe you didn’t hear me the first time
Fuck this bullshit, minimum wage job!

10:33pm June 1, 2004

 
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