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I'm Sick Of L.A. Men!
07/09/2003 @ 5:48am
By:
artisexyt

I’m sick of L.A. men and their
faux pas personalities
And I’m sick of their Gucci suits, why can’t they wear a pair of jeans?
I’m sick of L.A. men and their
faux pas personalities
If I see one more with a manicure, I’m gonna scream!

All they’ve got-are fake tans, Whitened teeth, and insecurities.
I’m convinced that they play ball- to make up for the ones in their designer
draws.
And I’m so disgusted with-these pretty boys and their pretty toys
By the way driving a fast car, doesn’t mean you’re sexier, Not at all!

One man drove up to me and said Baby lemme give you a ride
In his little Lamborghini I said, not unless you leave your ego behind!
And while you’re at it, stop staring at my thighs, I'm not about to be
a trophy wife. Spread the word to all your friends tonight
L.A. men aren't worth the time!



 
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