Rub a dub dub,
my butt in a tub,
why were there three men in here anyway?
A butcher?
A baker?
A candlestick maker?
Sheesh, three men and I can hardly fit in myself!

Jack be knimble, Jack be quick,
my fat ass just fell on a candle stick.
To jump over a flame?
What would you gain?
To jump over a flame,
Again and again?
Sheesh! Even I am not so thick-headed!
 
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