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Lactose Intolerants Would Sneeze
07/20/2004 @ 4:17pm
By:
zozma

If the world was made of cheese
Lactose intolerants would sneeze
The grass would be blue,
Pinapples too,
And crackers would grow on trees
Aardvarks would walk,
Hedgehogs would balk,
And pants would blow in the breeze
And now that I am out of time,
I swear I did not mean for this rant to rhyme!
 
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