Oh pineapple, you are so fine
with your spiky leaves
that are so sublime -
they are the bees knees.

Oh pineapple, nestled among
soldier straight spikes,
sharp across the tongue
and not unlike dykes.

Oh pineapple, with tessellated
patches adorning your skin,
how long I have waited
to act out my sin.

Oh pineapple, you truly are
the only thing that I lack
I wish you'd stayed in my car
but the health authorities took you back.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: it was the caffeine pills speaking through me it didnt start
out as my sexy pineapple adventure
 
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