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08/08/2003 @ 3:31pm
By:
artisexyt

Me in fuzzy tousled hair
Amongst a throng of jelly rolls
My aunt a beast
Her son a treat
He reeks of sugar cane & salt

My happy family
Nine plus one
The thinnest sits at twelve o’clock
Watching all the piggys
Munch and giggle over sow

We’re engineered
To swallow whole
My uncle boasts in jest
Granny Judy rubs her belly
Beneath her busty breasts.

Sweet cream cakes
Are lain about
Melting in the heat
A sure fire way to end the day
With painful tummy aches.

The young were sucked
In swimming suits
All plastered with a smile
Jordon too, now fifty-two
His waist a full spare tire.

Witty Annie
Cracks a joke
And pinches my behind.
A silly one, designed for fun
Oblivious to life.

The men are tall
Robust and round
Some wilted from the sun
Speckled with a freckled mess
Stories behind each one.

Now sloppy kisses
Find their way
Across the cheeks of friends
But no one leaves without
A case of cookies, grandma’s best!



 
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