Honest Abe
Never told a lie
But Warped Dave
Never understood why

Spawned from a little cabin
Such a nice boy
Followed all the
All of the rules
But now…

Warped Dave has changed
Used to be
So wonderful, you see
But now all Dave wants to do is
Get get get get get
With your mom
Your mom
Your mom
Your mom

Dave used to be normal
Summer job and all
But this was before
Before his downfall

Warped Dave has changed
Used to be
So wonderful, you see
But now all Dave wants to do is
Get get get get get
With your mom
Your mom
Your mom
Your mom

What happened to Dave?
Why did he change?
To be
To be
To be
There for your mom!
What made him leave
To pursue his dream
Of being there for
Your mom
Your mom
Your mom

 
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