O tell me mirror on the wall
Am I the prettiest of them all?
He told me that Cindy is oh so fine
but He failed to see her big behind

Mirror, Mirror quit telling lies!
That’s not puffiness under my eyes
Look a little closer and you’ll agree
It’s an allergic reaction from a bumble bee

O Mirror, Mirror Please be nice?
Reflect an image that’s more precise!
Why distort my glamorous figure
Making me look twice as bigger?

OK! One more chance to spill the truth
And please don’t be so uncouth
Why squint at me with those glaring eyes?
As if you’re ready to spring a surprise!

Each day I turn to you for assurance
In return is the same song and dance
For once won’t you be honest with me
And cast a reflection of true beauty?

I’ve begged you once, I’ve begged you twice
Quit telling lies and please be nice
You still insist my jean’s too tight
But I think if fits just perfectly right

I’ll be back again tomorrow
Reveal to me what I need to know
Or I’ll never wipe or clean your surface
Better yet, a dark and hidden place

Buh! Buh!

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