Your hair looks like a bush
I hope you got that shirt at half price
Can’t you walk properly?
Atleast try to look nice
Those shoes are last season
That jacket’s giving me an eye sore
I should use that disgusting shirt
To wipe all my floors
You need to get out more
You look really pale
Those jeans are trash
Where’d you get them? A garage sale?
Did your dog do your make-up?
Because it’s all totally wrong
Like your lipstick, it’s smudged
And your blush is too strong
Shave your head now because you look like Medussa
Maybe you should try a better frizz reducer
Have you been chewing rocks because your teeth are a disaster
I bet you wish you had gotten those ugly braces last year…
Shut up, Shut up!
I can’t take it much longer
This continuing ridcule
Will make me go bonkers
Stop hastling me
Because nobody’s perfect
I’m pretty to me
But you broke my confidence
For you have destroyed it
My fears have been met
So leave me alone
Have you had enough yet?
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