A curtsy from a lady
Means nothing if her hair is set.
And a peck on the cheek
Means nothing if it wasn’t wet.

Catastrophic words go bang
In the middle of the night.
Tell me what lies in the closet,
I’m tired of being hesitant.

Each relationship not worth it’s spice
And yet I milk them still.
I’ll whip their thighs until I know
The stomach has had it’s fill.

Abandon all your naïve hopes
I’m sick of bathing them when they get dirty.
Tell the priest that you’ve done sin
But don’t share our love life with his ears.

And lastly, let me shove the apple
Down untrustworthy Adam’s throat.
For I have recently decided
Not to bring him on Noah’s boat.

 
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