One day I thought I saw a ghost
It said to me "would you like some toast?"
I said "I don't like toast it tastes like feet."
The ghost said "I don't care it's good to eat."
So I took a big bite
and my stomach got tight
I fell down to the ground
and I heard a sound
the sound of a ghost scream
"Don't eat that toast"
 
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