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VIRILE AMERICAN'S INCESSANT NARCISSISM
10/01/2003 @ 3:07am
By:
markh

ALWAYS THINKING HIS AS THE BIGGEST AND THE BEST.
FOREVER ON A TESTOSTERONE QUEST.
WOULD THE LADIES BE IMPRESSED?
COULD HE PASS THEIR VISUAL TEST?
WAS IT REALLY THE SIZE,
THAT BROUGHT ECSTASY TO THEIR EYES?
OR, WAS IT HOW IT WAS USED
THAT KEPT THEM EROTICALLY AMUSED?
SINCE HE WAS AN ADOLESCENT,
THIS QUESTION HAD BEEN INCESSANT!
STARTING WITH HIS FIRST DATE,
HE WONDERED JUST HOW HE WOULD RATE!
WOULD HIS BE SEEN AS TOO SOFT AND LIMP?
NOTHING MORE THAN A WIMP!
RETAINING FORM AND RIGIDITY FOR HOURS,
WOULD THE LADIES TOUT HIS POWERS?
IN THE WASHROOM HE QUIETLY EYED EACH GUY!
MY! OH MY!! OH MY!!!
NO LADY COULD DENY!
HE WAS TRULY BLESSED WITH A MOST AWESOME NECKTIE!
 
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