Jack and Jill won’t climb the hill
Because they are too dam lazy
Jack lost his job, he is now a drunken slob
And Jill has done so much crank she’s gone crazy

Jill’s mom stops by, and says Jill you are High!
I will not accept this behavior from my daughter
And Jack you no good slouch, get up off that couch
And go fetch me a bucket of water

He stumbles outside, in a drunk mans stride
Ta’ hell with this, I’m going to the shed
He comes back with an axe, and takes a few whacks
And now both Jill and her mother are dead

 
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